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HOW TO SEND A CHERIECARD
Sending a card is easy with the CherieRoberts.com's Cheriecard feature. Just follow the instructions at each step along the way. I also want to let you know that the cards are stored in a non-indexed directory so only you and the recipient will know how to find the card. This directory is also pretty secure (notice how I say "pretty") from spammers, so send your card knowing you will not end up on any junk list.

After you have completed the card, you will be shown a preview. If you hate your card, you may edit it and then send it, or just cancel the request. The recipient will receive an e-mail telling them how you pee'd your pants in third grade, and advise them on where to find the card. Oh shoot, I guess I won't include our "dirty little secret" this time, but don't count on it the next time around.

STEP #1: PICK A PICTURE
Please select a picture from the list below . You may only pick one picture per card, you stingy bastard. If you want to see a full size image of a picture, just click on it. You might want to do that before filling in any information on this page, just so you do not risk losing your work after returning from viewing the image. Or, if you like, you may close your eyes and choose with your mouse blindly. Hopefully, you're talented enough to land your cursor directly onto one of those pesky little radio buttons.

Happy Birthday
Wish someone that you know a happy birthday, or an unhappy one if you like. Guaranteed to put a smile on the face of any unsuspecting sucker or one of your inbred in-laws. You'll definitely show that special person just how much you care!
Where's my money, fool?
Nothing expresses love and affection better than a "Where's my money, fool?" card. Is there that one crackhead on your block who still owes you twenty bucks for that dime sack you gave him on good faith? Send him a "Where's my money, fool?" card to drop that subtle hint. You'll be seeing that twenty any day now...
Hello?
Bring a ray of sunshine into someone's rainy day with a "Hello?" card from CherieRoberts.com. You and I both know how great it feels to call a friend up and hear that all-too-familiar "Hello?". Unfortunately, with the invention of caller ID, it's not often that I hear it anymore. Man, I miss the days of primitive technology...
Thanks
The perfect card to follow up the "Where's my money, fool?" card, the "Thanks" card is ideal for expressing your gratitude towards your neighborhood crackhead. Also good for brown-nosing that certain boss of yours who needs that extra bit of kiss-ass to get that raise you applied for.
I love you
I think that this card, above all, is the most sincere and affectionate way to win that lover's heart over. Imagine opening your e-mail box and finding a picture of a half-nekkid Cherie with that special "I love you" greeting attached... simply put, it has got to be the most genius invention of mine yet.
You make me sick
Is there a certain person that passes by your cubicle everyday that just makes you want to regurgitate your Carl's Jr. Famous Star Sandwich? This card will let that sweetie know just how special he really is. You'll be glad that you finally professed your feelings, and he will be too. Now clean up your puke, dogboy!

STEP #2: NAME AND E-MAIL INFORMATION
In the boxes below, please enter both your's and the recipient's name and e-mail addresses.

PLEASE BE CERTAIN OF RECIPIENT'S E-MAIL ADDRESS
Your Name:
Your E-Mail Address:
Recipient's Name:
Recipient's E-Mail Address:

STEP #3: SELECT YOUR TEXT AND BACKGROUND COLORS
Using the two selector pulldowns below, please select your text and background colors. The script will not check to see if you have both colors set the same, so if you want your recipient to be able to read the card, please select two different colors!

TEXT COLOR BACKGROUND

STEP #4: ENTER YOUR TITLE & MESSAGE
In the box below, please enter your message. Please feel free to use HTML to express yourself!

Card Title
Text

STEP #5: SIGN YOUR CARD
Please fill in below, how you would like to sign your card. Examples would be:
  • Love, Crazygirl
  • Best Wishes, Dorkface
  • Me!

STEP #6: PROCEED TO PREVIEW OR START OVER
You are now ready to preview your card! To do so, just click on the PREVIEW button below. If you want to clear the form and start all over, select START OVER. Your card will not be sent until you press the SEND-CARD button on the preview screen.

 
     
 


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